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So I get in, I wash my Pikachu, I wash my asshole, and I wash my underarms, which has been hard lately because I can't lift my right shoulder. So getting under this armpit, I can actually smell it right now. It's not - and I never smell. You smell amazing and you look amazing. I'm going to be honest. I do the same thing. You don't wash your legs? I have no reason to wash my kneecaps. I have no reason to like get the back of the calf. Like I don't - Get back of the calf. I mean, honestly, like I'm getting the back of the calf. What about shaving? Doesn't that count for something? That's true. And that's like once a week. But your legs are so skinny. I mean, you shouldn't be washing them. What are they collecting dirt? I mean, it's so stupid. But you know, I guess, I don't know. I thought for a while, I'm like, God, maybe I really don't know how to shower. But then I'm like, things are going pretty great. So fuck it. Why am I gonna rock the boat? I think you should keep doing exactly what you're doing.