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It's coming! Derek, honey? Elizabeth. Hey, Russell. Russell Geddes, gym teacher. We did bus duty together last spring. Yeah. So I heard about the whole engagement thing. That blows. Did you know I walked in on him trying to fuck his dog? Peanut butter everywhere. That's gross. Anyway, hey, uh, it might be too soon, but you know how I grab a bite or something sometime? You still a gym teacher? I am, yeah. Then no. I don't date co-workers. I won't tell anyone. I also said no. Okay, cool. Well, this has been awesome. Somebody's got a case of the sleepies. What? Did you see the cold softication? Yeah. That one kid hit the other kid with some coleslaw. You weren't at the orientation the other day. Okay. Boy, Elizabeth, you missed a boatload of stuff. Anyways, at the orientation, I suggested a new system for supervising lunch. It's a quadrant system. I tell you what, why don't you just send me a memo and if I have any questions, I'll find you. Oh. Oh, yeah, meant to ask. Did I hear you were showing a movie this morning on the first day of school? How do I know what you heard? Listen, I don't want to tell you how to run your class, but... maybe it might be fun to try some icebreakers Like telephone charades or the string game Are we going to have a problem me and you God, no. If I gave you that impression, well, I'm so sorry, because actually, I was really hoping we could be more than just across the hallmates. I don't know what you heard, but I don't eat muff pie. No, of course not. I don't even know what that is. I just meant friends. Tell you what, friend. I've got to get going. Cover me. Elizabeth, lunch isn't in for another seven minutes. Who's going to watch your quadrant? Hi there. You look like Losty McLosterson. I know, right? Can you tell me where room 107 is? I'll do you one better. I'll take you there. Oh, you don't have to do that. Oh, stop it. Be my pleasure. Scott Delacorte. Elizabeth Halsey. I'm the new sub. Welcome, welcome. Thank you. Is that a Jaeger LeCoultre? Good eye. Thanks. I love men's watches. It's kind of a hobby. You know, sometimes I get self-conscious about it, but my grandfather made it, so... Oh, your grandfather designs watches? The family business. Yeah, my mother's maiden name is LeCoultre. Shut up. So, did you and your wife just move to town? I'm not married. I actually just got out of a relationship. Catherine. It's been a year. She's still the wallpaper on my phone. She has such a big heart. Looks like enormous.