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So you picked McLovin? It was between that or Muhammad. Why the fuck was it between that or Muhammad? Why didn't you just pick a common name like Matt or something like that? Muhammad is the most commonly used name on earth. Read a fucking book. Fogo, have you ever actually met a guy named Muhammad? Have you actually ever met a guy named McLovin? No, that's why you picked a bad name. You probably have federal agents tracking you for even considering the name Muhammad on a fake ID. Don't you watch 24? All right, look at this shit, man. You don't even have a first name. It just says name McLovin. What name? What are you, Seal? Hey man, McLovin sounds old, okay? Come on, the chicks are digging in. You kill me? You kidding me, dude? Fogel, under what circumstances would you ever show that thing to a chick? Why don't you put 21 on your ID? You're fucking predictable, Seth. I knew you were gonna ask that. Listen, assface. All right, every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with their fake IDs saying they're 21. Just how many 21 year olds you think there are in this town. It's called fucking strategy, okay? Fool! Just calm down. You're either going to think like, this is some punk kid with a fake ID, or no, no. This is Mick Lovin, the 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor.