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The fucking goat Spider-Man marries black cat! After Felicia asks Spider-Goat to help her take down an organization that forces newlyweds to kill each other, Peter agrees. But when she tells him the only way inside is to get married, Peter tells her, Fuck no! So she starts flirting with him, saying he'd look handsome in a suit. This dumbass instantly folds, and they get married that same day. After getting their marriage certificate, they enter the fighting grounds while Felicia's team secretly works on disarming the bombs. Peter and Felicia explore the temple together until Felicia steps on a trap that nearly kills her, but the goat pulls her to safety at the last second. They continue exploring the area, finding even more traps along the way. Eventually, they run into the temple's guardian, who immediately starts beating the shit out of them. Peter and Felicia lock in and easily fold his ass. Later, Hydra agents pull up planning to steal the organization's money, except they're already too fucking late. Spider Goat and Black Cat already stole that shit first. Once they're safe, Peter reminds Felicia about their deal. One bag goes to the couple they rescued, and the other goes to an orphanage. Felicia keeps her word and gives the money away. Before leaving, she tells Peter she hopes they can actually get married for real someday. Peter says maybe that could happen down the line. She kisses him goodbye, and he fucks off. But this little dumbass didn't realize that there were actually three bags of money. Felicia managed.