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Why was there a blueberry in your belly button? Okay, yeah. Is that real? Yeah. Why did you put a blueberry in there? Because, uh, grapefruit doesn't fit. No, it fit. I just thought it was, uh... Okay. I did. You just did it for fun? I burned it. I burned it. I had to go to the urgent care. Why didn't you just take it out? You couldn't take out the blueberry? I was trying to do a health thing. Somebody said that the, uh, whatever the ingredients in a blueberry, if you let it ferment, if it's there for a week so I would take showers and that put tape over it so it doesn't get wet and everything for a week I left a blueberry in my belly button and then what happened is I woke up in the middle of night after a week and it was burning the fuck out of me and then I took it out and it's like it blistered in there and I have to go to urgent care the thing is that and they put an ointment on and it's all better now but the thing is the hardest believe you're a real human like you're just so funny I wasn't trying to be fine I know where did you where did you see or read or think that it's okay to put a blueberry in your belly button? My For You page. Your For You page. But the hardest part was going to urgent care and they go, and what is the problem? And you have to say. I say, I think I burned the inside of my belly button. They go, how did you burn the inside of, I said, navel. How did you burn the inside of your navel? I said, I left a blueberry in there for, it's been in there for a week. I got it out this morning, but it's been in there for a week. And when you explain to people. It just was less comfortable than I am right now telling you the story.