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Ah-ha. Bingo, bingo, bongo. Ding. Are you really Matthew McConaughey? Yes, I am. Would you sleep with my girlfriend? No, I will not. Uh-uh. Can I tell people that you do? No, you cannot. They ask me why you wanna ride around. Greetings, McConaughey! Is that Woody? What the hell are you doing here? I needed time to decompress. Decompess for what? How is it that someone who lives with three women knows so little about women? Honestly, you can be very confounding as a gender. Maybe it's not a total coincidence that you and Matthew are always scrapping like brothers. Mom, are you saying... You and Matthew might be brothers? Yes. Buckle up, chuckle. I will fend you, man! Am I being trafficked? If you know... We're going deep today, huh? This is all very dramatic. Of course I'm dramatic. I'm a f***ing lesbian. You know... Oscar winner. Oscar... What do you call it when you don't? Nominee. Nominee.