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What are you greasy sack of fucknuts doing in here? What in the fuck? Soldier Boy? What are you doing in here? Mom Kate's imaginary friend from when she was a kid. Boyfriend. Really. Thought I'd to jerk off. Diddle that skittle. Flick the bean. Better find that man in the canoe. She came like a faucet. She'd crank up the Jonas Brothers. She'd hump a Soldier Boy pillow. She'd raw dog that pillow till she saw God. Gross. It was pretty romantic. Hell yeah, brother. Shut the fuck up. Huh? I know you. Hey, you're Kate's new fuckboy. She really loves you. But whatever, boys, they come and go. But she always comes back to a little pillow talk. Fuck you. I fart the Star-Spangled Banner. You're a pretty fucking weird dude. Yeah? Knock, knock. Who's there? Go fuck your face.